Pornography: Africa's New Saving Grace?!

According to Robert Frederick Zenon Geldof, better known as Bob Geldof. The Irish singer, song writer and political activist believes Africa’s in dire need of Pornography to deliver itself from poverty and suffering. I find that quite insulting. Half the time I am not sure whether these so called celebrity philanthropists/ activists speak from the depths of their hearts or if they are high on marijuana when they make these statements.

According to the The Sleaze, Bob Geldof just recently launched a new charity aptly named Porn aid. The purpose of this charity is to raise enough pornographic material to help so called sexually deprived African Men. He sees this lack of pornographic material as a threat to African stability. The campaign is alleged to have been sparked by what Geldof saw as a terrible erotic deprivation he witnessed amongst ordinary Africans, when visiting the continent on famine-relief missions.

Several theories have also been coaxed up, it’s just unbelievable the kind of nonsense he came up with. For instance, the theory of the Somali civil war based on the fact that armed rebels are trying to cease huge stockpiles of ‘High quality’ pornography, hoarded by Somali government officials.

Uganda also seems to be another ‘victim’ of porn deprivation according to Geldof. It’s alleged that Ugandan villagers rioted when they found out that a passing convoy, was only carrying food supplies and not pornography. The villagers set the trucks on fire destroying several tones of food and later stripped two female aid workers and successively relieved themselves. Geldof adds, “….A couple of the poor devils hadn’t been so sexually stimulated in such a long time that they suffered fatal heart attacks, the effort of ejaculation was so great,”…. This was a tragedy just waiting to happen. The developed world has to act now, if we’re to avoid seeing such incidents on a daily basis!” How ridiculous.

The 57 year old, called on other celebrities to join in his Porn Aid campaign. As expected Britney Spears has offered to personally stimulate Africa’s sexually starved men….nauseating.

What the hell do people take Africans for? Look at our birth rate for crying out loud, poverty just seems to yield sex as the most engaged pass time. Now all of a sudden we are sex starved and that’s the cause of our problems. I am insulted and disgusted by the extent to which celebrities go in the name of charity.

That’s not all, Geldof plans to have a global ‘all star’ porn concert, (more like a Live 8 of Porn)with people copulating on stage in front of live audiences. The concerts will be held simultaneously in London, Paris, Rome, Los Angeles, New York and Melbourne. The porn stars will make charity porn issues to be sold for charity and the proceeds from the sales used to buy more porn for Africa. He also hopes that the concert will be beamed across the globe into African homes.


He really has no idea where African morals stand does he? Some African states have an issue with Big Brother Africa; Bob thinks he can air porn concerts on African TV sets? Nauseatingly ignorant. Bob enthuses, “We’re planning to beam the broadcasts live to every African city and village we can, to give those poor bastards the turn on they need,”. “I want to give Africa the biggest orgasm in history!”

Poor bastards? Poor bastards? Unbelievably condescending, immoral and a gross misinterpretation of Africa’s problems. Our issues are not penile centric. Unbelievable!

(I wonder where these AFRICAN children came from? Hmm?)